Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill

Posted by admin on January 9, 2008

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To catch a quiet moment of romance
Up the hill there was a still
Where Jack sat Jill upon

But Jill fell off
And hurt her back
Then Jack carried her back
In the end, there was no sex

Just for fun, this. But the point is, when going for dates, personal safety is important. There is no lousier date than one that ends up at the doctor’s!